The Times claims to have outed the "call girl" I lost out to in the Guardian's British blog awards.

The Thunderer claims that the anonymous "London hooker" is in fact Sarah Champion, a 33-year-old author from Manchester.

On the weekend, the Times's Sunday edition claimed that "Belle De Jour" is the novelist Christopher Hart.

Whoever he/she is, it seems increasingly likely that (s)he ain't a call girl.

Will the Guardian take back its award and demand the prize money be repaid? I'm watching the mail for my cheque.