WHAT NOT TO WEAR......IF YOU'RE AN AMPUTEE
Disaster struck this morning when I tried to put on my favourite Crag Hopper trousers (the ones with the legs you can unzip to make shorts), only to find I can't get them past my unbending "ankle". Those trousers have been around the world with me, dammit, and now I can't get them on. It's just as well my other pair were cut off by the American Special Forces surgeons.
It's bell bottoms from now on.
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