Looking to stock up with a few early Christmas presents? I have just the thing.

How about a 12-inch high poseable George W Bush in naval aviator flight uniform.

"Exacting in detail and fully equipped with authentic gear, this limited-edition action figure is a meticulous 1:6 scale recreation of the Commander-in-Chief's appearance during his historic Aircraft Carrier landing.

"On May 1, 2003, President Bush landed on the USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72) in the Pacific Ocean, and officially declared the end to major combat in Iraq....This fully poseable figure features a realistic head sculpt, fully detailed cloth flight suit, helmet with oxygen mask, survival vest, g-pants, parachute harness and much more."

I wish I were joking but sadly it's all too real, and can be shipped to your door in 1-3 business days for $39.99.