Showbiz trout Leslie Ash gets scratched off the Beyond Northern Iraq Christmas card list for comparing her botox disaster to losing a leg.

"People don't laugh at Heather Mills because she lost a leg," Ash says.

Er....that'll be because Heather Mills lost her leg in an accident, whereas Ash ended up looking ridiculous because of her own vanity.

Speaking from experience, I think I can safely say that an amputation is absolutely nothing like a dodgy botox procedure.