The Telegraph's Robert Philip aims a well-deserved dig at the Paralympic volunteers:

"The Paralympic Volunteers – I have never come across a more unhelpful group of Athenians - sigh, yawn, amble off to take photographs of one another in their ritzy uniforms and gaze on the assembled hacks as though they have stood on something unpleasant."

Philip also isn't impressed with the Paralympic transport system:

"The official transport guide suggests the trip from Olympic Stadium to the Village should take 18 minutes. Yesterday morning, the return journey took over four hours."

You should have done what I did, Robert, and hired a bicycle.