Take 14 over-ambitious, career-obsessed, shiny-arsed David Brent clones who wouldn't know an original idea if it came up and smacked them over the head.

Add ladles of razor-sharp editing.

Stir in a dash of fleeting reality TV "celebrity."

Result? The Apprentice.

I hate every single management consulting, sales managing, business lecturing, financial advising one of them.

C**ts.