HANGING'S TOO GOOD FOR 'EM...

It won't surprise any cyclist to learn that a bike is stolen every 71 seconds.

My regular cycling routes -- central London, Richmond, Kingston and Twickenham -- are among the hot spots.

Unusually, Tory MP Boris Johnson had the right idea when he called for sharia law for bicycle thieves.

Alternatively, councils should be lobbied to use some of the millions they're making from parking tickets to provide secure cycle storage.