The Guardian reports that Heather Mills-McCartney is trademarking her name so that she can market her range of cosmetic limb covers in the US.

I'm thinking of following suit. I reckon the Stuart Hughes Cosmesis (TM) could be bigger than the George Foreman grill or those Jamie Oliver plates that Royal Worcester make. My punchy sales slogan will be "The Stuart Hughes Cosmesis -- so lifelike it'll blow you away."

Any backers?