Monday, September 08, 2003

WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK

How do you get an Al Qaeda suspect to spill their guts?

Months of sleep and sensory deprivation? Nope.
Pull their fingernails out with pliers? Try again.
Tickle their feet with a feather duster until they 'fess up? Getting closer.

How 'bout waving a Happy Meal in front of their face? Ker-ching...they're telling you Osama's whereabouts before you can say "do you want fries with that":

SunSpot.net: Camp Delta inmates will talk for burgers

Those jihadis. They'll do anything for a little plastic David Beckham toy.

They may be denied any Geneva Convention rights but who gives a rats arse so long as they're given their basic human right to stuff their faces with Maccy Ds.

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