Tuesday, December 23, 2003

CNN reports that a German energy firm is turning incontinence pads into energy.

If only the hawks in the Bush administration had known this earlier this year. Rather than invading Iraq to get their hands on the oil, all they needed to do was to hang around outside the nation's old peoples' homes and collect up the piss-stained granny nappies.

No need for a second UN resolution -- and more environmentally friendly to boot.


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