Respect due to USA Today for spiking the debut column from the DNC by Ann Coulter, a woman who has triumphed over disability by turning her chronic Tourette's Syndrome into a lucrative writing career.

Reading the column, it's easy to see why -- Coulter's rantings have no structure, humour or obvious point.

"USA Today doesn't like my tone, humor, sarcasm," Coulter whinged on hearing of the humiliation.

Or perhaps the editors at USA Today just recognised 1000 words of badly-written shit when they read it.