JOHN KERRY -- GOOSE MURDERER



John Kerry gave ammunition to the "Wildfowl for Bush" campaign this morning when he and his hunting buddies blasted lead through the wings of four Republican-leaning Canadian Geese in Poland, Ohio.

In a clear indication of the level of the political debate surrounding the presidential campaign, Bush-Cheney spokesman Steve Schmidt reloaded and shot back, saying "John Kerry has received an F grade from both the NRA and the Gun Owners Association. He can put on an orange vest, but he can't change who he is."

I wish I could say I made the whole thing up, but sadly it's all true.