TO: BENEDETTO XVI
SUBJECT: STAY R:OKKK HAAAARD FOR HOURS

AP reports that the new Pontiff has a new e-mail address:

VATICAN CITY (AP) - Got a prayer or a peeve for the new pope? No problem - now you can e-mail him.

Showing that Pope Benedict XVI intends to follow in the footsteps of John Paul II's multimedia ministry, the Vatican on Thursday modified its Web site so that users who
click on an icon on the home page automatically activate an e-mail composer with Pope Benedict XVI's address: benedettoxvi@vatican.va.

No doubt the man formerly known as Joseph Ratzinger will be inundated with spam offering him Viagra and penis extentions along with the rest of us.