THERE'S A STUMP IN MY BUCKET



Today's tale of amputee weirdness comes from the Lawrence Journal-World in Kansas.

Local fruitcake Ezekiel Rubottom has been reunited with his amputated left foot, which he'd been keeping in a five-gallon bucket of formaldehyde.

Police seized the foot Saturday, thinking it could have been evidence of a crime, but returned it after verifying Rubottom was the rightful owner.

Ezekiel is now threatening to charge people $2 a time to see it.

Looks like I missed a money-making opportunity there.