Heather Mills McCartney and that husband of hers who used to be in a band will be doing their bit for the anti-landmine cause at a star-studded gala this evening in Beverly Hills.

Those not able to get a ticket can come round to my house after work and share a Pot Noodle.

And Heather, if you're reading this, an invite would have been nice but I'm not one to hold a grudge.