Stop this Beckham madness!

With TV viewers in Spain being treated to live TV coverage of David Beckham's 90-minute medical yesterday, it can only a matter of time before David Beckham Takes His Morning Dump, Beckham Scratches His Conkers and Posh and Becks Have Sex are shown on pay-per-view.

Apparently, three British newspapers have sent reporters to Madrid on permanent Beckham watch. Now that's real journalism.

It's a nice touch, though, that Beckham has chosen a shirt number to match his IQ.

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