A week ago I was coming down from a cloud after a star-studded weekend in LA.
This morning I'm waiting in for Dynarod to come round with their long brushes to get rid of the half a tonne of stinking human shit I've just discovered back up behind a blocked drain at the bottom of my garden -- an unwanted (bowel) moving gift from the previous owners, I suspect.
Coping with a huge bucketload of shit. The perfect preparation for covering the US presidential election next week.
This morning I'm waiting in for Dynarod to come round with their long brushes to get rid of the half a tonne of stinking human shit I've just discovered back up behind a blocked drain at the bottom of my garden -- an unwanted (bowel) moving gift from the previous owners, I suspect.
Coping with a huge bucketload of shit. The perfect preparation for covering the US presidential election next week.
posted by Stuart at 11:29
2 Comments:
Yo. Vicky here. I could have helped you with those drains as well as the toe clip thing as I actually own a set of drain rods and quite enjoy cleaning out the pipes of poo. You should try it, it is surprisingly satisfying.
Vick -- next time I get a blocked waste pipe I'll be straight on the phone...although believe me, if you could have seen beneath that manhole cover you wouldn't have been offering your services.
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